James Tuesday Paschall
BIOS v2.4.1 - DevOps Terminal OS
Initializing portfolio.exe...
Loading personality matrix... OK
Scanning for coffee levels... CRITICAL
Mounting /dev/skills... SUCCESS
Starting network daemons... READY
Welcome to the matrix.
root@devops:~$ whoami
____ ___ / __ \___ _ __/ _ \__ _____ / / / / _ \ | / / / / / __ \/ ___/ / /_/ / __/ |/ / /_/ / /_/ (__ ) /_____/\___/|___/\____/ .___/____/ /_/

Infrastructure as Code Evangelist

DevOps, Cloud, & Platform Engineering

Automating Everything, One Line at a Time

root@devops:~$ ls -la
-rwxr-xr-x about.txt
-rw-r--r-- contact.md
drwxr-xr-x projects/
drwxr-xr-x games/
-rw-r--r-- resume.pdf
root@devops:~$ cat about.txt

#!/bin/bash

# About Me

echo "Passionate DevOps Engineer with X years of experience"

echo "Specializing in:"

echo " - Cloud Infrastructure (AWS, Azure, GCP)"

echo " - Container Orchestration (Docker, Kubernetes)"

echo " - CI/CD Pipelines (Jenkins, GitLab CI, GitHub Actions)"

echo " - Infrastructure as Code (Terraform, Ansible)"

echo " - Monitoring & Observability (Prometheus, Grafana)"

echo "When not automating infrastructure, I enjoy terminal games and ASCII art."

root@devops:~$ cat contact.md

# Contact Information

📧 Email: your.email@domain.com

🐙 GitHub: github.com/yourusername

💼 LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/yourprofile

🐦 Twitter: @yourusername

📍 Location: Your City, State

---

Feel free to reach out for collaboration opportunities!

root@devops:~$ ls -la projects/

🚀 Kubernetes Auto-Scaler

Custom HPA implementation with predictive scaling based on historical metrics.

Tech: Go, Kubernetes API, Prometheus

View on GitHub →

🛠️ Infrastructure Template Engine

Terraform module generator with best practices and security scanning.

Tech: Python, Terraform, Checkov

View on GitHub →

📊 DevOps Dashboard

Real-time monitoring dashboard for CI/CD pipelines and infrastructure health.

Tech: React, Node.js, Grafana API

View on GitHub →
root@devops:~$ ls -la games/
-rwxr-xr-x adventure.sh
-rwxr-xr-x rps.py
root@devops:~$ ./adventure.sh
🏰 /||\ Welcome to the / || \ DevOps Adventure! | || | |______|

You are a DevOps engineer on your first day at a new company.

The production server is down, and everyone is looking at you!

What do you do first?

root@devops:~$ python3 rps.py
⚡ ROCK PAPER SCISSORS ⚡ ________________________ | Choose your weapon! | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

You: 0 | Computer: 0